Warning!!!

"The life of a writer is like a roller coaster." - The Charm
"I eventually came to the place of so much irritation about not being able to tie my shoe that I started contemplating suicide, but then I realized I would really miss eating chocolate so I decided to stick around a little longer. " - The Charm
"“ Samuel!” yelled Hayley like a walrus." - The Charm
"by the time I am done writing this I will be vegging out on my couch with some cookies and milk watching Ellen." - The Charm
"Dear Man... Your enemy, The Charm" -The Charm

This is a warning to all of my real friends left in the blog world. There has been a traitor in our midst for several years, a man planning an assault on the world and on our lives for years. Traitor is to soft of a word, he is more of a mastermind. This all began when, as I quoted on one of the Charm's posts, I was amazed to discover that he knew my exact thoughts everytime I raised my eyebrows at someone. Since then I've bee searching the ends of the Earth to understand exactly how he got into my mind. Who was this man among us who I was quick to make fun of so often? Maybe there was more to him then meets the eye? I stored that in the back of my mind. I took my problem to the word of God, the one place where there is an answer to everything, and I found this: Proverbs 31:30- "Charm is deceitful" This could be nothing less than a warning from God, from thousands of years ago, about the man we would be among years down the road. It couldn't be true, not my friend. NOT SAMUEL!!! The more I thought about it though, the more it made sense. He knew my thoughts. He really did. And here was this warning in the Bible telling me that he is deceitful. I quickly went back over his posts, and as you can see above, discovered numerous lines proving that he has been behind the scenes manipulating our minds to believe something that was indeed false. The life of a writer is not like a roller coaster, he is just trying to make us fail, so that he can take over the blog world. Since that post everyone has seemed to fail from writer's block, accepting it as a down time, until Teddy stood up to fight that lie and helped push us through. Some are still affected. Have you guys seen Hayley's last two blogs, probably the worst things I have ever read in my life! This is a result of the Charm's deceitfulness. Hayley, do not believe him! Did Samuel almost commit suicide as a four year old boy? He is only trying to give us a false perception of who he is. Hayley yelling like a walrus, please Sam, you're just trying to tear us down any chance you get, there probably wasn't even a car wreck, but it was some magic trick built around angles. You probably don't even watch Ellen, you are the most manly dominating man in the face of the Earth, trying to conquer us all, and I let an Ellen line make me comfortable around you. And then the last quote finished it for me. He has a letter, from himself, the Charm, and addresses himself as the enemy to man, to all mankind, to each of us. He admitted to being our enemy from the beginning, and hid it all under a cute smile and a few manipulating words. This man is our enemy, do not trust him, fear what he can do to you. From now on, I vow to take you down, I am your enemy Charm.