Smooth...

My grandfather is an amazing man who spent his life working his butt of for others and had a huge part in raising me and my siblings.

That being said, he has never been smooth or especially picky with his words...
This was a short conversation we had after a recent pizza delivery to his house. Instead of getting the pizza himself, he opened the door and left her standing outside in the freezing cold weather to go find me so I would make my way up the stairs and take care of it myself. After I got the pizza from the short squatty and somewhat unattractive woman, the conversation went like this. (My grandpa does not joke, he is being completely serious.)

Me: "Grandpa, its freezing out there!"
Grandpa: "She wasn't cold, she's chubby."
Me: "Grandpa!!!"
Grandpa: "Oh, was that a boy?"

Not that funny on a blog, but hilarious to see my grandpa say that. Its amazing the differences between culture and social correctness between the generations. By the way, he would have had no problem saying that to her face...